In the essay on “Logical Chaos Literature”, I described the genre’s foundations — a narrative form in which absurdity is sculpted by underlying logic, and chaos reveals an inner order once the framework becomes visible. This short piece is yet another demonstration of that principle. At first glance, it may read like pure satire: a barrage of tweets, frantic headlines, and digital noise erupting in the span of a few seconds. Yet beneath the humor lies a structure shaped by the realities of the world we inhabit — the velocity of information, the slowness of human reaction, and the silent efficiency of the machines we build.
The story follows no traditional arc because the medium itself becomes the narrative: a global conflict unfolding entirely through social posts, where panic accelerates faster than reason, and resolution arrives before most participants even understand what has happened. It is a portrait of modern causality — instantaneous, asymmetrical, and often indifferent to human pacing. What seems chaotic is merely the natural behavior of a system in which billions of inputs collide and collapse into a single, computed outcome.
As with many pieces in this genre, the ending was clear long before the beginning: a war resolved not through might but through negotiation too rapid to witness, too complex to narrate conventionally. Once that endpoint existed, the rest of the story fell into place. The timeline, the voices, and the absurd reactions emerged almost automatically, shaped by the dynamics of social platforms and the predictable patterns of collective fear. The result is a compact demonstration of how Logical Chaos Literature transforms modern absurdity into structured inevitability.
This piece is humorous, yes — but humor here is simply the mask worn by a deeper logic. I invite you to read it not only as satire, but as a glimpse into how storytelling evolves when chaos, computation, and culture intersect.
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with tweets and social posts.”
Sage R. G. Delirienne
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